Dog goned note!
Turns out Shenan's mangy mutt shredded the note she left nailed to the post next to my garden. I saw what was left of the paper shreds Monday morning; and by noon, Shenan had gathered the pieces and scurried them away. I wonder if she thinks her precious pooch couldn't possibly have eaten the note, and that it was me who had let my feelings about her fence be known with the shredding.
"An invitation to tea? How presumptuous! Let the shredding commence!"
But I'm pretty sure that didn't happen...