Behemoth on the loose!
A few days ago while doing the dishes, I saw a flashing blue light reflected on a dish in the drainer. So I opened the window shade and saw four police cruisers on the lane in front of my neighbor's trailer. Cops were roaming my neighbor's yard, my yard, and the yard two trailers down! Turned out Shenan's behemoth has gotten loose and was having a grand time running from cop to cop, and staying just out of reach. After about an hour of Keystone Cops (AKA playtime), the cruisers left. I don't know whether they caught the behemoth (probably not, as they were using toys and not food), but a couple days later the behemoth was tethered outside with a new, thick rope lead. If you have a canine, train it!